This is the first time I update this blasted journal/blog/WHATEVER YOU IDIOTS CALL THIS in a year! Isn't that something? I must say, it isn't easy trying to update this when you're in the middle of ruling multiple planets. I'm surprised that there is this Internet access in outer space. You humans are surely fascinating.
But ANYWAY, I am not sure if any of you would be interested, but I am basically forcing my dear, DEAR crewmates to post in this journal if they want to, so be sure to check for some updates from them. But of course, I'm not going to read them, heavens no.
So maybe you'll hear from my chef and mechanic on my journal, and you